Lance Morrison

 

2010's Home Made Musical Answer to Socialism!

(and now Obammunism Health Care...)

MUSIC FOR INDEPENDENTS & CONSERVATIVES

** OR Buy A CD For That Idiot Liberal Pal/Relative!!  

Lance's 'One-Man-Band' Musical Left Hook 

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As Heard on KBYR Radio: Politically Conservative Music By

Lance Truscott Morrison 

Home Of 'Grandma Got Run Over By ObamaCare,' the Sarah Palin Tune 'North To Alaska,' and Many Other Original Tunes!

** One-Of-A Kind Music on 2 CD's or $.99 Singles **

*** If you like this political style, buy the albums or my singles, ALL made at home on a digital recorder--All instruments played by Lance.)

Two CD's!
Blaming America First CD

Blaming America First CD

$9.99

A 12-track music CD!

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The Socialist Dance

The Socialist Dance

$9.99


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Sample Singles!
  Track Title Price
Hot Air (Blaming America First!) [2:48] 
So Al Gore just bought a diesel houseboat, and he wants me to walk to work?!?
Free   Download MP3
North to Alaska (Socialist Dance) [3:26] 
Sarah Palin scares the Hell out of Washington (and MSLSD).
Free   Download MP3
Socialisn't [3:00]  $0.99   Add To Cart
Freedom Not For Sale [4:06]  $0.99   Add To Cart
Thin Skinned Whiners [4:24]  $0.99   Add To Cart
Mother May I? [4:44]  $0.99   Add To Cart
Bad Medicine [3:14]  $0.99   Add To Cart
Why I Left The Left (Socialist Dance) [3:44]  $0.99   Add To Cart
Bad Actor! (Blaming America First!) [3:41] 
Are you tired of dopes like Sean Penn criticizing our military and then swapping spit with Hugo Chavez?
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The 'New' War On Terror (Socialist Dance) [4:18]  $0.99   Add To Cart
Presidential Race (Socialist Dance) [3:24] 
Why weren't Condi, Michael Steele and Colin Powell black?
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Grandma Got Run Over By ObamaCare [3:38]  $0.99   Add To Cart
Chicago On The Patomic [3:22]  $0.99   Add To Cart
Higher Learning [4:36]  $0.99   Add To Cart
MSLSD (Softball) (Socialist Dance) [3:44] 
The mainstream media leaves wet dream forensic evidence in every report.
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Bill Ayers Shuffle (Socialist Dance) [3:46] 
How nice-our Prez is cozy with a domestic terrorist...
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Fairness Doctrine? (Socialist Dance) [4:02]  $0.99   Add To Cart
Homeland Insecurity (Socialist Dance) [4:14]  $0.99   Add To Cart
Break the Bank (Socialist Dance) [3:30]  $0.99   Add To Cart
The Socialist Dance (Album of the same name) [4:20]  $0.99   Add To Cart
Progressive Soup (Socialist Dance) [2:54] 
Hey, we're not liberal--we're 'progressive.'
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The Two 'Wards' (Blaming America First!) [5:20] 
Ward Churchill and Ward Cleaver slug it out...
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Little One (Socialist Dance) [4:15]  lyrics
Life is precious-not to be extinguished like a cigarette.
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Flip That House (Blaming America Frst!) [3:35]  lyrics
Copyright protected material--all applicable law applies to duplication/use
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Hating America First (Blaming America First!) [4:27] 
The songs that features liberal voices downgrading America.
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Rock the Vote! (Blaming America First!) [3:52]  lyrics
The story of a new era in voting in America--the Al Goon Election.
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Walk Away (Blaming America First!) [3:50] 
Harry Reid, John Kerry, Jack Murtha and so many more want to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory--for politics!
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A.I.G. [3:40]    Album only

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Obama Playbook

For Sale: Barrack Obama’s Play Book

(This scouting report may be of use to those countries, foreign leaders, or special interest groups who want to take advantage of the current president of a nation in decline.)

Barack Obama is a male who identifies with personal power, not race, strength, sex, or age. He is an interactive cardboard cut-out. For instance, he portrays male dominance by playing basketball on camera. However, throwing out the first baseball in women’s jeans illustrated an inner weakling. Most folks can drop a ball further than he threw it, and that delivery was appreciably feminine. He is, essentially, a one trick pony. His forays into this public basketball persona involve easing unguarded three point shots on camera. As in his political life, he rarely ventures into the messy inner court. He hands off the ball to his teammates for that. He is not interested in a real contest.

For example, the reason Mr. Obama is so cool on Israel is his belief he can’t solve the problem. His fear of making no history causes him to allow history itself to be changed. He is allowing Israel to defend itself because the inner key is where players get fouled. He is simply taking three pointers…criticizing, commenting, ‘watching the events closely.’

Mr. Obama played ‘Three Point Monte’ during the entire health care debate. He began insisting on a universal care bill. When even those on his own bench began speaking out, he switched to single payer. That didn’t help. He tried ‘government option.’ His team fell in the standings, all because he was, in his mind, the ‘single player.’ He handed the ball to Reid. He made Rahm go inside the key. Nancy got hacked. Mr. Obama stood out on the three point line. He took a few shots when the players were friendly…you know…MSLSD, Dick Gregory, Keith Olberman, the Arab Press. When the game was done, and the bill was nothing like he wanted, he was carried off the court on the very shoulders of the people he doomed to political suicide (sometimes referred to as social justice).

Now we have the BP spill. BP gave more money to Barack Obama than he’ll ever count. His administration gave BP the permit for the very platform in question. They were waived the obligatory environmental impact report. The Obama administration gave this rig a safety award. Yet, as the oil waves into shore, Barack Obama shoots three pointers. He orchestrated a mantra of ‘day one’ federal response. Sure. Not one answer to why his administration issued a permit without the process is being addressed. Of course, the mainstream press is a slick as the spill…and both ends of that corruption pair get greased daily…no questions have been ASKED. What is Barry O’s play? Yep. Three pointers. ‘Big Oil.’ ‘They will pay.’ ‘Federal regulations on big oil.’’Cap and Trade.’

Never look for Barack Obama on the inside. Ever. He fouls but is never fouled. He is guarded, but never guards. He is shuttled, but never hustles. He wins, but never loses. You never see him sweat. The guilty rarely do.

There is only one way to beat Barack Obama. You have to eat crow. You have to get up, stand in front of a mirror and say, “I voted for a Socialist. I voted for someone my parents fought against their entire lives. I elected an America-hater. I elected a fascist."

Or, you can hang out on the three point line with him.